thor: (HE WHO WALKS THE FIRE BRETHES)
TODAY I WILL

1. Go to sleep right now
2. Wake up way too early
3. Print out paper for English
4. Buy donuts
5. Turn in paper to English teacher before class
6. Give math class donuts -- DDDX hard
7. Trig final: Pass test with at least 86%
8. English final: write about a zombie apocalypse
9. Go home
10. Sleep
thor: (YEAR 2000 DELIVERY BOY)
Our final project in Drafting was to make a plane. We made every part of it, and mine was... I don't even know how it flew, not only in a straight line, but the farthest. The wings were backwards and uneven and shit.

After I cleared everything up with the school administrator and other teachers today, I went to Tae Kwon Do where all the kids tackled me. Yeah, they're three feet tall, but still! I was already on the ground and there were five of them and and... And then a slightly taller kid, Riley attacked me, too. He's younger than me, but dammit, a rank above me. During our battle, I accidentally knocked him in the head, but he accidentally slammed me in the face. So we're even.

Oh, he also stole Bryce's phone and knife and locked us out of the car for like ten minutes. That was... fun...


SO

RIGHT NOW, I'M GOING TO DO IT. I WILL STUDY FOR MY TRIG FINAL TOMORROW

I CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT I WILL DO IT

OKAY

...

EH, I'LL DO IT LATER...

GOOD NIGHT
thor: (YEAR 2000 DELIVERY BOY)
Dear Thor,

You have finals in two days. You've had the study guides for over a week, and you have barely started on them, you need a B on the trig final to aquire the nessicary grade, and if your caculations are correct, exactly 99 percent on the chemistry final to get a B. You haven't gotten a B in a long time.
And still you sit here and. Sit. You type this and look up pictures of
crabs. You find this freaky video of crabs. You learn about the spider things from Lost in Space? I DO NOT LIKE THEM

STAMP OF DISAPROVAL

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-Thor
thor: (DESTROY DESTROY)
This morning we had a quiz over the last three sections in trig, and this morning was also the first time I opened my math book in about a week, but I think I passed anyways! Maybe even with a good grade!

Chemistry is different, though, because--THE POLYATOMIC ION FOR ACETATE [ethanoate] IS C2H3O2-// THE POLYATOMIC ION FOR PERMANGANATE ION IS MnO4-// THE--

--because I love memorizing long streams of letters and numbers. Mostly numbers. Especially numbers. Only numbers, screw the letters.

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