OKAY WELL I put all the four dogs out -- our two collies and my brothers two whatevers, one is supposed to be a wolf/ husky/ malimute but we're not actually sure. We just know he's grown pretty fucking huge in ten month, so. They are all pretty big dogs! So I put them outside so all seven cats would stop hissing and stuff. SO THEY ARE OUTSIDE. Couple minutes later I heard them all (the dogs) growing and shit and I thought they were fighting with each other, so went out there to yell and throw things at them because they were loud.
Except as soon as I opened the door they immediately ran inside and then there was still growling and along with a noise I've never heard before coming from the bottom of the stairs. IT. WASN'T. A. DOG.
It was sounded like Quincy or Husdon or something, except just bigger. SO NOW I go inside to look up the sounds different animals around here make because I don't want to take my very first guess -- because I don't actually know much about the animals around here despite my eleven years in the area and also it's pretty ridiculous and unlikely BUT. Um, yeah, research was done, and this one sounds like what I heard. NOT-A-NOT-A-CAT?
My mom called the animal control center and they came down here and were like YEAH, PROBABLY, THEM CATS LIKE COMING DOWN HERE PRETY OFTEN.
Wait a sec. it's not unusual at all for a this to be here? My backyard. This doesn't surprise you, even a little bit? Don't you Animal Control people have jobs? What are they, again?
And then while telling my sister my phone died on the sentence "It sounded like it might of been -- [BATTERY TOO LOW FOR RIADIO USE/ SHUTTING DOWN]" -- Ahhh! Fuck you, Phone!
MY LONG DRAMATIC BUILD UP WAS RUINED or does the fact the phone died JUST as I was about to tell my sister the possible name of the beast increase the suspense?
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Sep. 19th, 2010 02:58 amICONSICONSICONSICONSICONSICONSICONSICONS
and notverygoodpicturebutatleastidrewmyownfr
... and that was my day.
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Jun. 9th, 2009 03:30 amHow to get a glash of milk!
by: A GENIUS
1. Get milk
2. Find... no clean glash
3. ... wash one. MANUALLY. DUNDUNDUUUN. DDDX
4. Go to counter to pour milk, only to find the counter is like everything else: dirty.
8. Figure out how to get the soap off the dog
13. Figure out how to get soap off of ceiling and well, everywhere else
17. Pour water onto ground thus pushing all soap on ground!
18. Put on nice clean socks...
19. SOAP SKATE
21. Look for ice pack. (Didn't find one.)
37. Drop chair on head
42. Damn, my head kinda hurts
51. There is a pot on my head, now.
54. Brother comes down: "What the fuck?" and walks away.
57. Throw everything else into the room nobody cares about!
62. Dry floor with a blanket!
67. Pour milk...
68. Enjoy!
AND THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE, FOLKS
by: A GENIUS
1. Get milk
2. Find... no clean glash
3. ... wash one. MANUALLY. DUNDUNDUUUN. DDDX
4. Go to counter to pour milk, only to find the counter is like everything else: dirty.
8. Figure out how to get the soap off the dog
13. Figure out how to get soap off of ceiling and well, everywhere else
17. Pour water onto ground thus pushing all soap on ground!
18. Put on nice clean socks...
19. SOAP SKATE
21. Look for ice pack. (Didn't find one.)
37. Drop chair on head
42. Damn, my head kinda hurts
51. There is a pot on my head, now.
54. Brother comes down: "What the fuck?" and walks away.
57. Throw everything else into the room nobody cares about!
62. Dry floor with a blanket!
67. Pour milk...
68. Enjoy!
AND THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE, FOLKS
we are strong but we don't belong
Jun. 8th, 2009 08:32 pmINSPIRED TODAY BY ![[personal profile]](http://s.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
sonjadenise WHO IS BETTER AT MAKING COMICS THAN ME, I WILL NOW FINISH UP WHAT WE -- SIBLINGS AND FRIENDS -- HAVE ON WE DO ANYTHING. RIGHT NOW, IT'S NOT ENOUGH TO RANT ABOUT YET, BUT AT THE END OF THE NIGHT, OR MAYBE EARLY MORNING, I HOPE WILL HAVE IT ALL ON PAPER, THEN I WILL MAKE today BUY ME PENS TOMORROW SO I CAN INK-AFY IT ALL.
IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS, IT'S OUR WEBCOMIC. IF YOU STILL DON'T GET IT... UH, YOU'LL SEE TOMORROW. PROBABLY.
THEN I'LL RANT.
AHAHAHAHA
... NO, I NEVER ACTUALLY GET TIRED OF CAPSLOCK. OR LAUGHING RANDOMLY. OR THIS SONG. I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO IT FOR HOURS.
UM... ANYTHING ELSE? NO NOT REALLY.
WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?!
sonjadenise WHO IS BETTER AT MAKING COMICS THAN ME, I WILL NOW FINISH UP WHAT WE -- SIBLINGS AND FRIENDS -- HAVE ON WE DO ANYTHING. RIGHT NOW, IT'S NOT ENOUGH TO RANT ABOUT YET, BUT AT THE END OF THE NIGHT, OR MAYBE EARLY MORNING, I today BUY ME PENS TOMORROW SO I CAN INK-AFY IT ALL.IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS, IT'S OUR WEBCOMIC. IF YOU STILL DON'T GET IT... UH, YOU'LL SEE TOMORROW. PROBABLY.
THEN I'LL RANT.
AHAHAHAHA
... NO, I NEVER ACTUALLY GET TIRED OF CAPSLOCK. OR LAUGHING RANDOMLY. OR THIS SONG. I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO IT FOR HOURS.
UM... ANYTHING ELSE? NO NOT REALLY.
WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?!
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Jun. 5th, 2009 11:06 pmAhahaha, tricked my mother into getting her soul today. BWHAHAHAHAHAHA.
She told me she absolutely does not want her name on my Soul List. But I have to keep track, so the name has to go on the list! And I can't just give souls back! I cannot afford to fall behind again, I just can't!
Also. Started a new MMORPG, too. AION. I suck at such games but I don't care, they're addicting. I'm currently level SIX and just got my wings--so I look like this except I'm a three foot tall, little girl, with pink hair, and this guy's an assassin whereas I'm a mage.
...Okay, maybe not like that picture. But the wings are the same! And the wings are the most important part, because they are awesome.
Now I just need to figure out how to use the wings...
She told me she absolutely does not want her name on my Soul List. But I have to keep track, so the name has to go on the list! And I can't just give souls back! I cannot afford to fall behind again, I just can't!
Also. Started a new MMORPG, too. AION. I suck at such games but I don't care, they're addicting. I'm currently level SIX and just got my wings--so I look like this except I'm a three foot tall, little girl, with pink hair, and this guy's an assassin whereas I'm a mage.
...Okay, maybe not like that picture. But the wings are the same! And the wings are the most important part, because they are awesome.
Now I just need to figure out how to use the wings...
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Jun. 4th, 2009 11:56 am SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOL'S
OUT
FOR
SUMMEEER!!!!
OUT
FOR
SUMMEEER!!!!
:D
Now I'm going to see if I can be an appretice at a tattoo parlar. Chances unlikely, but that'd be cool. ^^
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Jun. 3rd, 2009 08:31 pmI succeeded to do everything on my list! Except that when I woke up, I went back to sleep... Surprisingly, I didn't sleep through my final! And my class was very happy about the donuts.
While in deep concentration, writing an essay on a zombies apocalypse, I started getting tweets from Misha Collins, about he's being held hostage by the Queen, so couldn't help but start laughing during the final. Hopefully she'll release him soon.
But I forgot to check my grade after both tests so I don't know if I passed. Oh well. I guess I'll find out the same time as my parents when grades are sent home in a couple of weeks...
Now, the decision: Study for the final finals tomorrow, or play DDR until I'm too tired to do anythings else, then pass out?
AN EASY CHOICE
DON'T WORRY, SOON YOU WONT HAVE TO HEAR ME RANT ABOUT FINALS BECAUSE THERE IS ONLY ONE MORE DAY, ONLY ONE MORE DAY THEN I MIGHT TALK ABOUT INTERESTING STUFF LIKE LIKE IGUANAS OR SOMETHING
Iguanas are cool looking.
While in deep concentration, writing an essay on a zombies apocalypse, I started getting tweets from Misha Collins, about he's being held hostage by the Queen, so couldn't help but start laughing during the final. Hopefully she'll release him soon.
But I forgot to check my grade after both tests so I don't know if I passed. Oh well. I guess I'll find out the same time as my parents when grades are sent home in a couple of weeks...
Now, the decision: Study for the final finals tomorrow, or play DDR until I'm too tired to do anythings else, then pass out?
AN EASY CHOICE
DON'T WORRY, SOON YOU WONT HAVE TO HEAR ME RANT ABOUT FINALS BECAUSE THERE IS ONLY ONE MORE DAY, ONLY ONE MORE DAY THEN I MIGHT TALK ABOUT INTERESTING STUFF LIKE LIKE IGUANAS OR SOMETHING
Iguanas are cool looking.
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Jun. 3rd, 2009 01:26 amTODAY I WILL
1. Go to sleep right now
2. Wake up way too early
3. Print out paper for English
4. Buy donuts
5. Turn in paper to English teacher before class
6. Give math class donuts -- DDDX hard
7. Trig final: Pass test with at least 86%
8. English final: write about a zombie apocalypse
9. Go home
10. Sleep
1. Go to sleep right now
2. Wake up way too early
3. Print out paper for English
4. Buy donuts
5. Turn in paper to English teacher before class
6. Give math class donuts -- DDDX hard
7. Trig final: Pass test with at least 86%
8. English final: write about a zombie apocalypse
9. Go home
10. Sleep
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Jun. 2nd, 2009 06:53 pmOur final project in Drafting was to make a plane. We made every part of it, and mine was... I don't even know how it flew, not only in a straight line, but the farthest. The wings were backwards and uneven and shit.
After I cleared everything up with the school administrator and other teachers today, I went to Tae Kwon Do where all the kids tackled me. Yeah, they're three feet tall, but still! I was already on the ground and there were five of them and and... And then a slightly taller kid, Riley attacked me, too. He's younger than me, but dammit, a rank above me. During our battle, I accidentally knocked him in the head, but he accidentally slammed me in the face. So we're even.
Oh, he also stole Bryce's phone and knife and locked us out of the car for like ten minutes. That was... fun...
SO
RIGHT NOW, I'M GOING TO DO IT. I WILL STUDY FOR MY TRIG FINAL TOMORROW
I CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT I WILL DO IT
OKAY
...
EH, I'LL DO IT LATER...
GOOD NIGHT
After I cleared everything up with the school administrator and other teachers today, I went to Tae Kwon Do where all the kids tackled me. Yeah, they're three feet tall, but still! I was already on the ground and there were five of them and and... And then a slightly taller kid, Riley attacked me, too. He's younger than me, but dammit, a rank above me. During our battle, I accidentally knocked him in the head, but he accidentally slammed me in the face. So we're even.
Oh, he also stole Bryce's phone and knife and locked us out of the car for like ten minutes. That was... fun...
SO
RIGHT NOW, I'M GOING TO DO IT. I WILL STUDY FOR MY TRIG FINAL TOMORROW
I CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT I WILL DO IT
OKAY
...
EH, I'LL DO IT LATER...
GOOD NIGHT
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Jun. 1st, 2009 10:31 pmDear Thor,
You have finals in two days. You've had the study guides for over a week, and you have barely started on them, you need a B on the trig final to aquire the nessicary grade, and if your caculations are correct, exactly 99 percent on the chemistry final to get a B. You haven't gotten a B in a long time.
And still you sit here and. Sit. You type this and look up pictures of crabs. You find this freaky video of crabs. You learn about the spider things from Lost in Space? I DO NOT LIKE THEM
STAMP OF DISAPROVAL
Also, LKSJDfkljsdakldfjalsdkfj. akljfdklajdkjfakljsdlkfajlddfas,fadklsfj
and lakjsdklfjaldjflaks.
-Thor
You have finals in two days. You've had the study guides for over a week, and you have barely started on them, you need a B on the trig final to aquire the nessicary grade, and if your caculations are correct, exactly 99 percent on the chemistry final to get a B. You haven't gotten a B in a long time.
And still you sit here and. Sit. You type this and look up pictures of crabs. You find this freaky video of crabs. You learn about the spider things from Lost in Space? I DO NOT LIKE THEM
STAMP OF DISAPROVAL
Also, LKSJDfkljsdakldfjalsdkfj. akljfdklajdkjfakljsdlkfajlddfas,fadklsfj
and lakjsdklfjaldjflaks.
-Thor
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May. 31st, 2009 01:04 pmI am always sleepy... I slept for thirteen hours yesterday, and I woke up sleepy. I wanted to go back to sleep, but I felt I would be stuck in a coma or something, where I would wake up a couple minutes then go BACK to sleep forever! Or for the rest of the weekend...
But no! I must break the cycle!
Last night was very fun! I was completly alone, blasting music, and drawing. It was awesome! Not that I don't like people--no, wait, I don't... But I mean if my brother came in, or something, I wouldn't have been upset, it's just I was in THE ZONE and I got like five pictures done, plus work on the comic me,today, reign, and that one guy who doesn't have a Dreamwidth--kind of of like reign because he doesn't use his... grr.. anyways, the comic we are working on. One of the pictures is still only a sketch, but I think it may soon become a favorite out of my pictures. So far I've put like... five hours into it. I dunno.
Now I just need to figure out how to finish the thing. But I find more cons than pros with most options--inking or completely penciling it-- except coloring. But I fail at coloring. It's hard. DDDX
On other news! No wait, I don't exactly have anything else... Um... ^^;
I would post the pictures if I... had the option... I don't... DX
But no! I must break the cycle!
Last night was very fun! I was completly alone, blasting music, and drawing. It was awesome! Not that I don't like people--no, wait, I don't... But I mean if my brother came in, or something, I wouldn't have been upset, it's just I was in THE ZONE and I got like five pictures done, plus work on the comic me,
today, reign, and that one guy who doesn't have a Dreamwidth--kind of of like reign because he doesn't use his... grr.. anyways, the comic we are working on. One of the pictures is still only a sketch, but I think it may soon become a favorite out of my pictures. So far I've put like... five hours into it. I dunno.Now I just need to figure out how to finish the thing. But I find more cons than pros with most options--inking or completely penciling it-- except coloring. But I fail at coloring. It's hard. DDDX
On other news! No wait, I don't exactly have anything else... Um... ^^;
I would post the pictures if I... had the option... I don't... DX
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May. 29th, 2009 04:35 pmYes... yeees!! Done with homework! For three months ever! Bwahahaha!
Except that the three papers I spent over an hour each on yesterday will never be turned in because I fell asleep during lunch, all through lunch, through the Summer Bash, through forth hour, plus an hour. So those will never be seen by my English teacher ever, and I don't think I'll get that A I wanted. DAMN.
Regardless, I don't care that much so I'm good...
All that is left is Finals!
BESIDES SCHOOL...
.... Nothing, really.
Except that the three papers I spent over an hour each on yesterday will never be turned in because I fell asleep during lunch, all through lunch, through the Summer Bash, through forth hour, plus an hour. So those will never be seen by my English teacher ever, and I don't think I'll get that A I wanted. DAMN.
Regardless, I don't care that much so I'm good...
All that is left is Finals!
BESIDES SCHOOL...
.... Nothing, really.
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May. 19th, 2009 09:15 pmThis morning we had a quiz over the last three sections in trig, and this morning was also the first time I opened my math book in about a week, but I think I passed anyways! Maybe even with a good grade!
Chemistry is different, though, because--THE POLYATOMIC ION FOR ACETATE [ethanoate] IS C2H3O2-// THE POLYATOMIC ION FOR PERMANGANATE ION IS MnO4-// THE--
--because I love memorizing long streams of letters and numbers. Mostly numbers. Especially numbers. Only numbers, screw the letters.
Chemistry is different, though, because--THE POLYATOMIC ION FOR ACETATE [ethanoate] IS C2H3O2-// THE POLYATOMIC ION FOR PERMANGANATE ION IS MnO4-// THE--
--because I love memorizing long streams of letters and numbers. Mostly numbers. Especially numbers. Only numbers, screw the letters.
In first grade, my teacher loved to teach us math. When I was home-schooled, the only subject I couldn't really get away with not doing, it was math. Now, in High School, I've taken math every semester.
So, hypothetically, if I was good at one subject at school, shouldn't it be math? But I'm not. I'm good at making maps of random objects with no propose, like cubes with slants 2.35 inches from the right side, at a 30˚ angle, and it has a circle through the center with a diameter of 1.17 inches, but it only goes in the left side .73 inches, and the top is something kind of confusing zig-zag tower, but I have to do it all in a auxiliary view ... The teachers actually pretty laid back and gives full credit to pretty much anyone who tries, so I suppose it's less me being good at it and more like, it's really freaking easy.
I have about twelve days left of school and I have a 65% in my math, and if I don't get at least a C--well, I... it... it will be horrible. I'll have to retake Algebra II because technically I didn't really um, pass it well enough to go into trigonometry, which is were I am now, I don't even know why. So if I get a D, I think the school will notice and go HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING and my plans of graduating early will be thwarted. OH NOEZ
DDDX
I don't even like math, really. I just feel OBLIGATED to take it because, well, um... I actually don't know.
I HATE MATH
BUT I MUST HAVE MORE
WHYWHYWHY
AHHHHHHH
Only twelve days left... only twelve days left... only twelve days left... DDDDDX
So, hypothetically, if I was good at one subject at school, shouldn't it be math? But I'm not. I'm good at making maps of random objects with no propose, like cubes with slants 2.35 inches from the right side, at a 30˚ angle, and it has a circle through the center with a diameter of 1.17 inches, but it only goes in the left side .73 inches, and the top is something kind of confusing zig-zag tower, but I have to do it all in a auxiliary view ... The teachers actually pretty laid back and gives full credit to pretty much anyone who tries, so I suppose it's less me being good at it and more like, it's really freaking easy.
I have about twelve days left of school and I have a 65% in my math, and if I don't get at least a C--well, I... it... it will be horrible. I'll have to retake Algebra II because technically I didn't really um, pass it well enough to go into trigonometry, which is were I am now, I don't even know why. So if I get a D, I think the school will notice and go HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING and my plans of graduating early will be thwarted. OH NOEZ
DDDX
I don't even like math, really. I just feel OBLIGATED to take it because, well, um... I actually don't know.
I HATE MATH
BUT I MUST HAVE MORE
WHYWHYWHY
AHHHHHHH
Only twelve days left... only twelve days left... only twelve days left... DDDDDX
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May. 5th, 2009 01:13 pmAHAHAHAHAHAHA
School doesn't know about Dreamwidth--it's not blocked!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
School doesn't know about Dreamwidth--it's not blocked!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA